Sunday, January 18, 2009

The one with the Islamic Hub

I read in the newspaper that used the phrase "Singapore Islamic Hub". The article was about the reopening of a new mosque.
What is with the Singapore's Government obsession with the word "hub"?
So far we are a Green Hub, a Transport hub, a "Cultural" Hub, a Tourist Hub, a food Hub, a media hub, an aerospace hub and now, an Islamic hub.

My sister joked saying that Singapore would agree to anything with the word hub in it.
A:"This new proposal will make Singapore a Drug and Coccaine hub"
B:"Hub! That means it's good! Approve!"


My stupid's neighbour's son threw a huge party last night which lasted some time til 3. I hate them all with the boiling anger i conceal in my swirling stomach. Fortuanatly, from all my days at ignoring idiots at school, I slept soundly last night. Unfortunatly for my parents, they heard how two of the idiots wanted to fight with each other and in an angry puff went just outside my gate to sort out their troubles in a "super macho manly" way, and by that i mean idiotic, as 20-something drunk assholes are.
Anyway, if they ever throw a party like that again, Im calling the cops.
But my father sternly told me not to and just asked me to close my windows.

Being Chinese sometimes sucks.

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