WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SUPPOSE TO BE? TO SCARE CHILDREN?
*Imagines a parent buying that and threatening their children to do their homework or they will hang it over their bed.
One day, Ja- I mean Gay Chou was sitting in a bean bag chair made of used cardigans and skinnies that frantic fangirls rip off from their boyfriends(because these days, boys wear Girl clothes and girls wear genie pants) and threw on stage when he suddenly realised that his hair was obstructing the view of his eyes and finally linked it with why he dresses so bad wearing shiny silk cowboy shirts. Because he can't fucking see the mirror.
"Ew... Why did I try that Hannah Montana look..." He went lifting his fringe up.
As he was wondered how the hell his manager pin that ugly shit-of-a-tie onto his neck, he thought of a brand new album!
*Rolls eyes
If I have offended anyone else named Jay, I am deeply sorry. Mostly because you share the same name with this bugger here.
But you see, this Jay, donned a Star Trek Armour, wielding a weapon I can only assume that he stole from Maple Story, with fire-breathing pterodactyls swirling the skys of a city he drew for his Primary School Art club and got an A+ on. His art teacher, Ms Kimberly, thought the Fire-breathing reptiles were a nice touch. The album's name is Capricorn. Someone explain to me how a freakin goat is related to Flying, fire-breathing dinosaurs?
You see he is Gay and not Jay, because you have to be that Gay in order to think of a something as gay as this cover. Therefore, I am convinced that his marketing manager misspelt Gay into Jay. For you have to just as EQUALLY gay as the cover to buy it.
I bet someone got fired.
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